officialharleyquinn:

superman/batman is my otp

"Oh you mean superbat?"

No I mean manman

(Source: zodiacy, via hooka-lover)

bigrnac:

ya…lets hang out…….im free feb 30th…

(Source: ouijasquiji, via gnarly)

werewolfetude:

PSA:

Some people have sex and that’s okay

Some people don’t have sex and that’s also okay

but what’s NOT okay is putting fucking ketchup in your god damn mac and cheese

(Source: vicepresidentgay, via samagotchi)

memewhore:

cburkett013:

Bonfire tomorrow. Bring everything that belongs to your ex

Can I just bring my ex?

communistbakery:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!! it’s a hammer, you call yourselves carpenters??? I asked for a drill how am I supposed to get this screw out

(via samagotchi)

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

(via officialwhitegirls)

princexposition:

when ur mom says you need to get a job but u know ur not ready

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(via sextnoise)

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